my name is gilbert garden and my pronouns are they/them.

i live in a solarpunk regenerative underground goblin warren with fully off-grid geothermal energy systems, poop composting, and networking over carrier-worm

I live with 30 other goblins in what we call "The Gobmune."


things i'm working on

Rewind Upstairs - Carpentry - 2024 - ongoing

Support work - 2026 ongoing

Break up with spotify workshop 2025-March 2026

Groundcover Subsystem - 2025

Mercedes Sprinter van conversion - Jun 2025

Digital Justice Society - GardenBed Dev/ShedBerries ops - 2025

Rewind - Website - PHP Development, Design, Copy - 2024 - onwards

Circus School - 2024 - onwards


things i've done of note:

Groundcover launch fundraiser - event planning and crew - Jan 2026

Tasmania commune summit - participant - Dec 2025 - Jan 2026

Wrapping up excess projects + get a job :(((- mid-late 2025

Common.Guide website - Development & writing - Nov 2025

ABK Halloween party - Rug club - Oct 2025

Document templates for procedures and roles - Rewind - Sept 2025

Enspiral winter retreat - participant - Aug 2025

Ceilidh fundraiser for rising tide - AV tech - Aug 2025

linux install workshop - Digital justice society - Aug 2025

Commune summit in Crookwell! - Aug 2025

Digital Justice Society - Lounge #3 - 2025

[[Arts Music and Performing #2]] - Aug 2025 - Nov 2025

Rug Club - Yule winter solstice celebration - sound and assist - 21st June 2025

ACSA End of semester student party - Sound and pancakes - 13th June 2025

Rug Club - Techno stage at Let them burn party - 8th June 2025

Diploma of Visual Art - 2023 - 2025

Rug Club - Wauwi (light square) park party - May 2025

Maddie's bday party - preferential pizza voting - May 2025

Got my fucking P plates 2022 - 2025 LOL

Rewind - Mi Goreng Crazy - Setup, logistics, bartending, packdown - May 2025

[[Arts Music and Performing #1]] 2024 - April 2025.

Rewind - DJ fundraiser @ ancient world - Jan 25th 2025

Digital Justice Society - Digital lounge 1 - Early 2025

Rewind - Karaoke - Setup, tech and site management - 1st Jan 2025

40km cycle & 4 house parties - Attended and had fun - 31st Dec 2024 - 1st Jan 2025

Canberra Splorin - Dec 23rd-29th 2024

Cool wedding doof Attended- Dec 21st 2024

Carpentry - Christmas present for toes the cat - dec 20th 2024

Rewind - Server box, carpentry lol - dec 11 2024

Cert III in Electronic Music Production Course - 2024

Rising Tide - activism & volunteering - Nov 2024

Moving House 2024 - Oct

Rewind - Amber Bday Party - 09/11/2024

Duck Radio - Sandiwches w/ Maddie L. - DJ Set - 08/11/2024

Rewind - Palestine Fundraiser - Liason, Logistics, Sound Teching, Management - 2024

Rewind - Mud - Production, Sound Teching, Liason - 2024

Rug Club - Gabber Modus Operandi - Sound System Extension - 2024

Rug Club - Four Point - Sound System Build - 2024

HORSE - Video work for exhbition @ LittleMachineGallery - 2024

Two Sound Cows Please - sound and performance work with Amber - performed @ The Metro & Arthur Art Bar - 2023

duck! Radio - The Lab - Pond! Party - Sound System Install, Decor - 2024

[divetotally - website](divetotally.neocities.org) - design, code - 2024

Rug Club - Finniss new years sound system setup - 2024

Rug Club - Jam Room Install @ Rewind - 2023/2024

Rug Club - Rakali System - Sound system build 2022

Rug Club - Pacarena System - Sound system resoration 2023/2024

Rug Club - duck! Radio - Winter Warmer @ Queens theatre - Sound system install 2024

Rug Club - Tongue Dissolver - Live band park party - Dec 2023

Associates Degree in Creative Industries - 2021-2023

latest blog

05/04/2026

Holy crap, where am I???? I think I slipped and have fallen down some kind of hole. Woah. Why are my hands green? Wait what???? I've turned completely into a Goblin??? Who are you all? Why are you asking me to join your dish washing roster! No please! Take me back to the surface!!

blog archive

23/02/2026

Wait!? G0blog is back online???? Yeah whoops, i wanted to make my static site into a really cool dynamic one instead (cringe and the worst mistake of my life) That broke everything and i couldn't be bothered fixing it so i had no website. Fixed that problem, now i do again - yay?
time to update my website I guess... what a drag.
I'll make another blog update when it's up to date i guess.

24/06/2025

No more uni!! Woohoo! I feel relieved and also a bit scared, I now have no external forces getting me out of bed in the morning. This also provokes a feeling in me to get back into stronger routines, which I have been struggling to maintain. I used to be much better about my routines but they were mostly motivated by fear and the grindset, not planning on falling back into either of those but I think having a better living space would be a big first improvement.

I'm still quite productive and am ~okay~ at looking after myself, but I'm not really conquering that feeling of floating through life. There are systems that have been making things easier for myself, like bulk cooking club with my housemates but big life change is stil a difficult nut to crack when youtube holes are sooooo appealing.

03/06/2025

bit of a life overview, i have a big project backlog (whoops) getting this site back online was one of them, now done (yay!). others include aspirational renovation projects on rewind that now need to be fast tracked into existence (frick). I really want to be able to invest time and energy into building more coooooool things but I am dragged down by university and self-sabotage (mostly self-sabotage) Hopefully I can use this site to keep me accountable a bit, and remind myself to involve my friends in everything!!
I've updated the project list at the bottom of the page to reflect current scenarios but I think i want to include some kind of general blog on this site as well,,, to document my comings and goings. As of right now the site is fully static with some JS flare and in classic gilbert fashion it's ALL information in a single page, maybe this will change one day, maybe it won't, we shall see...

Goblin Cave Roadmap
  • Comment section (that saves)
  • Project pages
  • Goblin for the goblin cave
  • Mobile version
  • figure out why it puts the dot outside the box??
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    Gilbert: The good news is, comments don't save so I can't see them! (for now)

    This goblin cave has really really been visited 0 times. Hopefully you can work together to find the exit, we don't even know where it is!

    Living in the undergroud of Kaurna Land